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House of Hazards is a fun, chaotic skill game created by New Eich Games, a small game development company known for browser-based multiplayer titles. Released in September 2020 and last updated in May 2022, this game turns an ordinary house into a trap-filled challenge.
Step into House of Hazards and you're no longer just a player, you're part of a chaotic race to finish your chores and escape. Whether you're brushing your teeth or grabbing the mail, every task you do is a chance for someone else to mess with you. I've spent over 20 hours in the game, and not a single round has gone exactly the same.
Here’s what the gameplay feels like in action:
There’s something weirdly satisfying about running through the garden to water flowers, dodging a swinging toaster, and diving toward the door, only to be stopped right at the finish line. In my best run, I managed to leave the house in under 90 seconds, while dodging every single hazard. Trust me, that’s rare.
When House of Hazards was created by the developer New Eich Games, it took the idea of everyday chores and flipped it into something wild. Instead of just brushing teeth or watering flowers, you’re dodging lasers, avoiding dodgy light fittings, and slipping past misfiring taps.
What makes the experience special is how the hazards aren’t just in your way, they’re part of the fun. A falling lamp or a tilting shelf isn't just a random event. It’s often placed there by a friend in just the right position of causing hazards. Timing and placement turn the tide.
The game has simple graphics, bright, cartoon-style visuals with basic animations. But that works in its favor. The focus stays on action, not detail. What really keeps people coming back is the gameplay loop: complete tasks, dodge traps, and escape first.
It’s a popular pick for party-style games, especially on HTML5 platforms. Players can unlock new cosmetics through performance, which adds progression without feeling like a grind. There’s no pay-to-win system, every character feels fair.
When you start, you’ll see familiar faces like Dom, Marissa, Jerry, and Samantha. But the real motivation kicks in when you try to unlock the others, Robo Rob, Rocking Grandma, Super Sam, and Buster the Dog. Each new character unlock is tied to performance in multiplayer mode.
I’ve seen top players race to the mailbox and open the final chest with flawless timing, all while dodging a perfectly timed laser. They practice optimal routes, like grabbing the watering can from the garden before the basket swings down, or brushing teeth while baiting a falling cabinet.
Check the leaderboards on Speedrun.com and you’ll notice patterns: fast turns, perfect dodges, and even “trap baits” where players fake movement to make opponents waste a hazard. That’s the meta, outsmarting your opponent, not just outrunning them.
It’s worth noting that while the game is meant to be silly, it’s safe for all ages. It parodies health and safety hazards in a lighthearted way, slippery soap, broken wiring, and more. But it never crosses the line.
The result? A smart, unpredictable, endlessly replayable multiplayer game that rewards both quick thinking and good humor.
Starting House of Hazards for the first time can feel a bit overwhelming, especially when your friend drops a lamp on your head mid-task. But with a bit of planning and awareness, you’ll get better, and maybe even compete in multiplayer mode.
Here are beginner tips to help you stay one step ahead:
With daily play, you’ll start to notice patterns and get faster at reacting. Some players even track split times between each task to optimize their routes, something worth trying once you're more confident.
In House of Hazards, there’s no leveling system or XP grind. Progress is based purely on speed, timing, and how well you adapt. To win, you’ll need to complete tasks faster than your opponents, especially in multiplayer.
Each next round brings slight changes, thanks to randomized hazards and a fun mechanic called the Wheel of Fortune. After every match, the wheel may spin and apply random effects like reversed controls or super jumps. These twists keep the game unpredictable and fresh.
According to New Eich Games, “We designed the game around quick mastery and replayability, no grinding, just fast fun.”
Characters unlock based on your performance, not purchases. That means real improvement leads to real rewards. As Pocket Gamer noted in a review, "It’s one of those rare games where you replay because you want to be better, not just to tick a box.”
Every run becomes a chance to try new strategies, refine your timing, and enjoy real, satisfying progression.
House of Hazards has a lot going for it, especially if you're a fan of lighthearted, party-style games like Human: Fall Flat or Overcooked. It's easy to learn, making it ideal for casual gaming nights.
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Overall, it’s great for quick sessions, but don’t expect long-term progression like you'd find in more complex games.
If you’re looking for something lighthearted that doesn’t take itself too seriously, House of Hazards is a solid choice. It’s great for group gaming, especially during parties or casual hangouts. We recommend it for anyone who enjoys fast-paced, unpredictable action and wants to enjoy some quick matches with friends.